Yah, but de vas all badt.
In James Cameron's movie True Lies, as Helen Tasker (Jamie Lee Curtis) learns that her "computer salesman" husband Harry (Arnold Schwarzenger) is actually a spy for the United States, she asks if he had ever killed anyone. In a suppossed state of clarity through an injection of "truth serum", Harry admits that he's killed people by saying, "Yah, but they vas all badt."
Well, vee keep out zee bad tings too. Read your labels and learn just how many foreign agents you willingly ingest. Cape Seasonings SOUL BLEND is Low Sodium (55 mg. per serving); we need salt in our diets, just not massive quanities. Pick up a can of soup and read 'em and weep.
Gluten free. Celiac Disease is a growing problem. More and more people suffer or have family members who suffer from this genetic disorder. Finding food that has any taste much tastes good is a tall order. We offer a tasty solution.
But wait, there's more. As a very small company, our goals and values are different than the "big boys" of the food world. We DO NOT ADD preservatives or additives. Our blends clump. OMG! Say it isn't so! Yes, they clump due to moisture. Do what we do when we cook. Turn the bottle up-side-down and tap it against your counter top. Ta Da! Clump-B-Gone. Proceed to cooking.
No MSG. How many people get ill when they ingest MSG? Monosodium Glutamate is a non-essential amino acid that many companies add to their foods as a flavor enhancer. It enhances nothing except migranes for some people. Our all natural blend is a flavor enhancer.
And finally, neither fat no calories. Zip zero zilch.
So let's see if we can summarize: Cape Seasonings SOUL BLEND is a ten spice, all natural food seasoning that is Low Sodium, Gluten free, no preseravtives, no additives, no MSG, no fat and no calories. Yah, vee kept out da badt guys.
Well, vee keep out zee bad tings too. Read your labels and learn just how many foreign agents you willingly ingest. Cape Seasonings SOUL BLEND is Low Sodium (55 mg. per serving); we need salt in our diets, just not massive quanities. Pick up a can of soup and read 'em and weep.
Gluten free. Celiac Disease is a growing problem. More and more people suffer or have family members who suffer from this genetic disorder. Finding food that has any taste much tastes good is a tall order. We offer a tasty solution.
But wait, there's more. As a very small company, our goals and values are different than the "big boys" of the food world. We DO NOT ADD preservatives or additives. Our blends clump. OMG! Say it isn't so! Yes, they clump due to moisture. Do what we do when we cook. Turn the bottle up-side-down and tap it against your counter top. Ta Da! Clump-B-Gone. Proceed to cooking.
No MSG. How many people get ill when they ingest MSG? Monosodium Glutamate is a non-essential amino acid that many companies add to their foods as a flavor enhancer. It enhances nothing except migranes for some people. Our all natural blend is a flavor enhancer.
And finally, neither fat no calories. Zip zero zilch.
So let's see if we can summarize: Cape Seasonings SOUL BLEND is a ten spice, all natural food seasoning that is Low Sodium, Gluten free, no preseravtives, no additives, no MSG, no fat and no calories. Yah, vee kept out da badt guys.
